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Alison

A slutty cunt who will do anything to get fucked.
Alison is a slut!
by BBCc123 August 28, 2013
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Alison

That girl who always ruins your life. She does things for attention, bullies people, and tries to act cool even though she isn't. She says people their horrible just because their poor. Alison is a big fat bitch.
Me: Look it's ALISON
Friend 1: Slap your thigh if you hate her
Everyone: *SLAPS THIGHS*
by kkclovesu November 21, 2019
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Alison

The name of a beautiful quiet girl but usually doesn’t have a lot of self esteem. Her parents are usually strict and she usually dates a Tyler, usually the cutest couple
Friend: OMG look it’s your girlfriend Alison

Boy(Tyler)- I know she’s so hottt
by Manbun21 November 9, 2019
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Alison

Alison is a person who doesn't think of anyone but herself. She's so selfish. She thinks she's all that, but really she's a no-good bitch. Watch out for Alison, because while you may think she's the best at first, no doubt she'll blindside you, the ho.
Alison: Hey guys!
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!

Two days later

Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH
by Jenna sssss September 6, 2019
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[Alison]

Forbidden friendship. A massive legal catastrophe waiting to happen. Shattered heart. Extremely dangerous to your freedom and your mental health.
Women with the name Alison only ever go for multimillionaire men when looking for a boyfriend/husband.
by He who knows11 June 17, 2008
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alisonation

1. When you get so frustrated with something and you just need to shout something out
2. A substitue for the word 'booty'
1. Dude, you upset me so much! Ughh....alisonation!
2. I really want to smack that alisonation!
by Alison Hugin March 31, 2008
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Alison

A Karen who patrols social media inserting her self important comments on every post. A self righteous busybody.
Ugh, I thought Karens were bad, I just had an Alison invade my post!
by Bulldog4me May 1, 2020
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