Alcoholic Logic

A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

by Nik N. February 6, 2008

alcoholocaust

The aftermath of a drinking party, usually resulting in every available horizontal surface being covered in empty booze containers, spilled beverages, and a general sticky alcoholic residue.

You guys better stay around to help clean up the alcoholocaust you started last night.

by Esche December 10, 2004

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out

hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010

alcoholive

The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.

The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!

by TheMBor March 1, 2008

assoholic

one who loves rear-ends obsessively.

He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

alcoholic

A person who can't stop drinking once he/she's started. Also known as an alkie.

Damn, Joe's already put away five beers, and it's only been five minutes! What an alcoholic!

by SuperSonicX May 4, 2006