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albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009
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Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.
Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.
by Mommyoffacts December 30, 2017
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Dope person that is cool and smart but is very aggressive about his opinions
Albert is dope
by Sloth army leader October 16, 2018
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He is the most GAY person in the universe. He likes guys and allways will
Girl:”Albert, will u go out with me?”
Albert:”No, I’m into guys”
Girl:”ok! I just didn’t have a bf so I asked you.”
by YUDoT February 23, 2019
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A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018
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Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him
Albert is a lovely dog
by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017
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Albert is always a ginger whether you like it or not.
Dave: Albert is so cool
Jack: No he isnt he is ginger.
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