Aloesexual

A term that brainwashed liberal young gen-z's use to confuse normal people on what regular sexual attraction is. Created by the communists to divide and conquer society. Usually, can be found coming out of the mouth of privileged white kids with multicolored hair and several mental illnesses.

"I hear Katy is aloesexual today, but yesterday she was asexual. She's always going back and for between wanting sex and not. She's so fluid."

by NoLeftistAllowed July 20, 2022

allysexual

that you’re only attracted to ally

what’s you’re sexuality?
I’m allysexual!
what’s that?
that I’m only attracted to ally aka heejinscrunchyscalp

by ryujinnnnn October 21, 2020

Ambisexual

A person who fists with both hands

Brian: Have you met that new girl, Sarah? She’s kinda quiet.

Karen: Yeah, she’s ambisexual. She really took me to pound town with both hands last night.

Brian: Wow, that sounds efficient.

Karen: Yeah, it was pretty relaxing.

by abrilmeijers July 19, 2018

Absexuals

Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual

The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick

by Blue waffler August 7, 2012

Anasexual

When your in love with someone named Anahi or ana

Hey Ana I’m anasexual

by Deeznutz6942066996 June 6, 2021

ambisexual

fuck anything that breathes

person1: bro i'm ambisexual
person2: no way so am i
person1 and 2: dtf?

by XD icewolf July 24, 2020

Alansexual

Nothing but vampires that look similar to the profressional drummer Emerson Barrett with a dyed gray strain of hair. Vampires other than Alan appealing are not qualified.

"Alansexuals are a new orientation, specifically for Alan Blackwell."

"I officially identify as Alansexual."

by Walmart Alan Blackwell June 30, 2021