Albanian Corkscrew 

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.

Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"

Albanian Corkscrew by SamBam27 May 30, 2016

Albanian Picnic 

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.

If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.

Albanian Picnic by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011

Albanian Flapjack 

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

Albanian Flapjack by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

arbania 

The english phrase "I'll bang you" written in mockney phonetics. The pronunciation most closely resembles the word Albania, though there are no further connotations to the matter.

Steve "Oi mate"
Dave"What mate"
Steve "arbania"

Steve then proceeds to bang out his Intended victim, Dave.

arbania by dont drizzay July 16, 2018

Albanian Rozzers 

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

Albanian Rozzers by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher 

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

Albanian Dishwasher by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Albanian Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

Albanian Goggles by DeHeme November 26, 2009