Akron Turtlewax

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Akron

Just thirty minutes south of Cleveland, Ohio. Home of Lebron James, a decent downdown, and credited for bringing a massive blackout to all of the eastern united states. Also home of route eight, the worst stretch of road in all the midwest.

I was going to move to Akron, but realized shooting myself would be more enjoyable.

by Skuzzi September 27, 2003

Akiro

the name of the an amazing person !! they are artistic and determined and great friends. they're patient and sensible regulators. they have open minds and hearts and really good senses of music

oda: do you know akiro-chan ? www
kuri: yes, they are an amazing person !!

by jinsengguk May 25, 2020

Akirov

1) The ability to being late or not showing at all to any social activities with your friends, without notifying, yet to make them feel like it's their fault.

2) Cognitively disappearing during a conversation (including text messages) exactly at the most critical moment. May also occur simultaneously with L.M.A syndrome (Lost of Motor Abilities, aka "CHaCHuCHa") during a frontal conversation.

1) "He is late! again! what have I done wrong? I should have text him a reminder before I left home..."

"Dude, you've just got Akirov'd"
2) Whats-app :

(person A) 20:12: Hi !

(person B) 20:12: Hi pal!

(person A) 20:13: Wanna go for a drink?

(person A) 20:13: I'm just in front of your home...
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(person B) 23:55: Hi, Where are you?
(person A) 23:55: Screw you, that's the last you Akirov me

by MegaÜberMonkeyBear October 23, 2013

Ayron

Ayron is a roblox arsenal youtuber who is also a major simp

Hey look! Its ayron, biggest simp i know

by N2005 March 13, 2021

Akron

A dangerous city where people ride around with AK’s And Glocks. Akron also known as (AK) Is located in the south of Ohio Is a very dangerous city you do not want to go to. It is also filled with gang violence and is top 20 on the list of the most dangerous cities in america.

“My nigga just got shot in akron”

by User3318310746827 February 16, 2022

Akron

Superior to its larger northern neighbor, Cleveland, in many ways. Best city in Ohio besides Columbus for economic growth, real estate, and entertainment.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003