A person who thinks there is a higher being (such as god), but knows there is no way to prove it exists, or doesn't exist. Most of the people who are agnostic don't really care enough to fully believe in a higher being. It isn't uncommen to see an agnostic going to any form of church, and supporting conservative Christian canidates.
Agnostic: "Meh.. Sure I believe in a god of some form, but I don't know which religion has the right god.. "
by krucifier December 28, 2005

Chris: You can't prove God.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
by jupeter July 24, 2009

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
by Zem_NY January 20, 2009

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...
Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.
37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.
37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
by DewEye August 31, 2006

by GangstaSwag January 3, 2010

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.
Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.
by Maybelline April 9, 2006

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.
Basically, an atheist without balls.
by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009
