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affinititis

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.
"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"
by scotch_taped October 2, 2006
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affirm

Derivative of "Affirmative"

: to say that something is true in a confident way
A- Is it raining outside?
B- Affirm.
by @SD0803 May 29, 2016
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Affix

-noun

1.A Homosexual that craves the weenar.
2.A player who is extremely bad at wow.
3.A mage who thinks hes the best and is actually terrible and will never amount to good mages like ecilam and frst can't, believe this awful mage is the GM of QC it should be frst.
4. Worst mage on tich gets carried by his teams thinks hes good and loves little boys.
1.(Me)Me and pudge were arenaing with a mage today and he was pretty gay and bad.
(Pudge)lol that sucks man im surprised it wasnt affix.
(Me) Me too he was pretty affix like every attribute about that noob lol @ transfers.
(Me) as we were playing with that baddy we played agaisnt isolees team and we lost but god hes so bad also.
(Pudge) yeah hes terrible.
2. Man that guy is really affix.
by best rogue on tich December 25, 2007
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Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Affirmatron

To acknowledge something or someone. To agree with.
Are you leaving town tomorrow. Affirmatron!
by 8690432789053329065765 November 11, 2017
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Affiligent

highly beneficial : advantageous
I find that this is highly affiligent and edumacatiamous for my brain because... I am smart boy
by VirgilBrickman November 7, 2012
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Affia

Is a nice person that will always help you when you need it. She is a kind, beautiful and loving person. Fun to be with because she is an aggressive, mysterious and funny person in general. She can also be nurturing and loving the person at the same time. Some who would have too many opportunities in life to everything. She would be a dancer, solder and so much more. She would have so many friends of all races. Some of the most popular kids you would know. She would know you because she would be friends with everybody. A very playful person
Thx Affia, you are always there for me.
Affia I will get you!!
by coolsexy360noscopegirl October 29, 2017
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