autosage

A word that means that a thread has hit its bump limit.
Kind of a clever way of saying that all new posts are automatically saging the thread, no options.
This term was used on a dead imageboard called krautchan, probably other spin-offs imageboards are using the term aswell.

lmfao, the thread just autosaged let's create a new one.

by MrAsscrack October 28, 2018

Aerose

Weird and cringey dude annoying and usually rare to find him normal

Aerose is annoying

by Cringey154 November 29, 2018

Autosexual

Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to themselves. They may get turned when they look at the mirror, fantasize about their looks and their naked bodies, have thoughts about having a doppelgänger/clone of themselves to have sex with it and even think about marrying themselves (this has actually happened in Taiwan: A woman married herself!).

Although similar, this term should not be confused with metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexuals dress to impress other people, to get compliments for their ego. While they may feel that they look good, they'll still feel NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION towards themselves. Homosexuals also may think they look good, but they'll not be attracted to themselves.

Autosexuals are less vain, narcissistic and uppity than metrosexuals, on the contrary. Autosexuals find themselves attractive not because they think they're the hottest thing in the world but because they are merely attracted to themselves and in their insides (self love). Unlike metrosexuals, autosexuals don't dress to impress, they don't try to look glamorous in front other people to fish for compliments. Why would they, because they only need THEMSELVES and not others.

Autosexuality is more common in men than in women. Women tend to be codependent, usually wanting someone to complete them. Men are usually not like that.

Not to mention, autosexuality does NOT mean someone who is attracted to cars!

- Are you an autosexual? Isn't that narcissism at its best?

- I'm an autosexual. I'm in love with myself to the point where I would date it and sleep with it. But I never try to flaunt my body and show off. Us autosexuals are not narcissistic. The love is between me & me, not between me and the crowd. Isn't it arrogance and unfairness to think that your partner is the most "hottest thing on the planet"?

- *Shuts up*

by dykefest October 24, 2011

[aerosexual]

A person with a sexual attraction to airplanes, as opposed to a mechasexual, a person with a sexual attraction to any type of machine.

The pilot was a total aerosexual, he got aroused just inspecting a 767.

by muffpuppy12 October 13, 2008

Antosh

A crazy friend who slowly wears you down until Stockholm syndrome sets in and you are best friends. They usually seem very abrasive and offsetting at first.

He's not a douche man, he's just an Antosh.

by Ascenrial December 18, 2016

aletoso

This is when somebody is biting more than they can chew. An aletoso is that person that talks a lot of smack for whatever reason and usually gets beat up. Used in Colombia by street thugs usually.

If you get all aletoso I'm gonna fuck you up. Ese marica andaba de aletoso y lo levantaron.

by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Los Altos

A city across the train tracks from Mountain View. Full of old people and rich white kids who act ghetto because they know they're so far from the hood they won't get shot.

Hey man, let's go to my Mom's boyfriend's mansion in the Los Altos Hills, sit on the balcony and maybe we can see some wild mexican across the train tracks in Mountain View.

OR

Let's go to Los Altos and and do nothing..

by Son Bel October 30, 2011