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aeropostale

a dumbass prep store that tries WAYY too hard to be like abercrombie, american eagle, etc. they make their clothes so unbelievably cheap that you can fricken buy 20 for $2.00. also, most of their clothing is sized wayy too big so even the fattest person would be an extra-small or a small; and the shirt would still be too big for THEM! no one i know shops there.
angelina: *looks at melanie's new abercrombie outfit* omg why don't you just shop at aero? that's where i shop!! their shirts are like one dollar each and they're like made wayy better than anyone else's clothes!
melanie: *looks at angelina's really small figure and sees her shirt so big it could be a nightshirt* eww i hate aero. i got my little sister's birthday present there and i was the oldest person in the god damn store. i'll never consider going there for anything again.
by **annabelle brentwood** February 5, 2005
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Aeropostale

A wannabe store for unpopular poor people who want to shop at a name brand store but can't afford other stores. If you walk into Aeropostale you will only see:

a) Children from the ages of 6-10 who want to shop at a "teen store"

b) Unpopular teenagers who want to shop at a store others shop at.

c) Middle-schoolers whose family can't afford other name brands so they buy Aeropostale, thinking it will make them instantly cool.
Jessie: OMG, have you seen Rachels new jacket?
Emily: Its from Aeropostale, shes such a wannabe.
by coolgirl4342 July 25, 2012
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Aeropostale

A cheap wannabe of American Eagle or Abercrombie and Fitch. Aeropostale is for the preps who cant afford the realy deal. Half there shit is always "in season" there. And its a shitty looking anyways.
Aero Prep: LyKE OMG I GoT ThIs PuRSe aT AEroPoStAlE!
AnF Prep:Hehe LYKE OMG YOUR SUCH A POSER!
Aero Prep: Nuuhh Uhhh I Shop at AERoPOsTaLE!
AnF Prep: Yeah. Get a hint loser. AEROPOSTALE IS STUPID!
by BrandNewChick September 17, 2004
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aeropostale

A cheap prep wanna be store were you can find polos with multi colored butterflies and little girls that think they are mature. they all buy little skorts because there mom won't let them wear mini skirts. the store is like a cross between Abercrombie, American Eagle and Limited Too. I dont know how they managed to do that.
Amanda "Where did you get that polo with that wierd butterfly on it?!"
Rachel "Aeropostale!"
by only the coolest girl March 24, 2005
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aeropostale

It's a store, a pretty decent store, they have some nice clothes but they appeal to 12-year olds that want sex appeal but they are wannabes other than that aeropostale isn't all that bad you can get 5 shirts at the price Abercrombie sells for one
Do you shop at aeropostale?
by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006
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Aeropostale

It is a cheap knock off of Abercrombie for people who can't afford the real thing. It has the biggest sizes in the world and the fattest person could fit into it. People who can't afford a&f and can't fit into it usually turn to aeropostale or walmart.
it doesn't even look like abercrombie you posers! If you can't afford its too bad!
Aeropostale girl: Look at my cool new tshirt that i got.
A&f girl: Why?????
Aeropostale: Well I couldn't really afford abercrombie and I couldn't fit into it.
A&F girl: But they have up to a size 10!!!
Aeropostale: I am a size 11.
A&F girl: Get away from me you poser!!!
by a&flover November 18, 2006
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Aeropostale

A shit-ass store for wannabe little kids who can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch. Their shirts are painfully colorful to look at, their jeans are unflattering and grungy, their shoes are cheap shit that fall apart in a few weeks. Q.E.D., Aeropostale is a shitty little store that the poor kids practically glorify, because they think it makes them look Prep. Guess what? It doesn't. Abercrombie and AE are the cool teen trend stores, the official "Prep" style of middle and high-schoolers. Essentially, Abercrombie and AE sell clothing for fit people because that's who they want wearing their clothes. It puts off a good image, rather than having obese, penny-scrounging children wearing your company's clothes.

IN CONCLUSION, Aeropostale is a kiddie, kiss-ass, wannabe version of a suave, smooth, "prep"-styled store. ( A&F , abercrombie , Hollister , American Eagle , Ralph Lauren , etc.)
Aeropostale: Flashy, childish clothing. A fucking waste of your time. Unimpressive, immature, and a stand-up joke to people who can appreciate flattering clothing.
by Majoress September 26, 2010
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