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Dev's Advocate 

The seeming devil's advocate stance game developers take on game forums when you go through them, and see the devs disagreeing with every idea people raise, until you begin to realize that people just love to request stupid ideas.
Idiot: I think that rogues should be able to tank since they are currently only a dps class. It's not fair to limit our options.

Dev's Advocate: If you don't want to play a class with only dps options, then you should have chosen a class with more options. We currently have no intentions to putthis aspect into the game

Idiot: Man this is so unfair. See if I continue to pay for tthis game that doesn't listen to it's customers.
Dev's Advocate by Codeplayer November 22, 2011

Avocado sandwich advocate 

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw
Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

Schrödinger's Advocate 

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."

Hater’s Advocate

You’re not hating on your behalf, you’re hating just in case.
Bro I’m really good at this.”

“Yeahhhhh but there could be somebody better than you are!”

Bro why are you hating?”

“I’m not hating I’m playing Devil's Advocate.”

“No you’re playing Hater’s Advocate!”

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself 

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.
A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

advokatiserar 

advokatiserar a swedish word for the work a defence attorney does when he is working
wow that defence attorney advokatiserar really
advokatiserar by =) Johan =D April 29, 2008