A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.
Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.
by halal9000 April 26, 2019
Get the early adopter mug.A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
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Jimmy was abdopted from St. Mary's Orphanage just the other day. He now lives with a strange woman who didn't want to go through the paperwork for adopting.
by Boliver Shagnasty December 2, 2009
Get the abdopted mug.Someone scared to adopt new trends. They usually end up getting into them three months before they end. The term is mainly used in the realm of technology, but can also be used in relation to fashion, music, or anything else that trends.
Average Joe: You know Lucy? She finally bought a pair of distressed jeans.
Fashionista: OMG! Is she serious? They are totally on the way out now!
Average Joe: Yeah. She's a pretty late adopter.
Fashionista: OMG! Is she serious? They are totally on the way out now!
Average Joe: Yeah. She's a pretty late adopter.
by PDXLateAdopter September 21, 2010
Get the Late Adopter mug.An adopted male who is still in possesion of there penis who has intercourse with there mother who adopted them....BIATCH!!
by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
Get the adoptedmotherfucker mug.Her birth mother did not want her, so she became an adoptee and was adopted by a loving family.
This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
by A Female Girl April 21, 2007
Get the Adoptee mug.an.adoptedwh0re_ is the best person in the world. They are also a very nice, fun, and funny person to talk to.
an.adoptedwh0re_ is my favorite person in the world.
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