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Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
by tsc84124 June 6, 2013
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purple burglar alarm

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr
by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022
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Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.
I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.
by angela75 April 6, 2010
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Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
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Adar

The most amazing, caring, funny, smart and sincere person in the world.

Adar is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. He treats you as his princess and gives you his all

You can always trust Adar, he doesn't let you down.

Adar is an absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Adar is always trustworthy and he is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing in every way.

If you ever lose Adar, it’s the worst mistake you can ever make.
“I feel really down, luckily i have an Adar to talk to!”
by A person who lives a life December 26, 2019
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blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.
wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.
by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006
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steven adler

the original and ONLY true GNR drummer. Mops the floor with his replacement Matt Sorum in terms of style, swing, feel, groove, creativity, and any other non-technical category. One of the most unique drummers of all-time.
steven adler, there is ONLY one!
by kmchipower June 12, 2008
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