Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

acution

Pronunciation: /əˈkjuʃən/
Definition:
1. The quality of acuity or acuteness.
2. The state of having an acuity or point.
3. The attribute of precision or exactness.
4. The characteristic of intense acuity.

Significance:
• It defines sharpness.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of acute implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpness".
Singular noun: acution
Plural noun: acutions
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing

Examples:
• "Scalpels require high acution for surgery."
• "Coulters are tested for acution before vending
• "Arrowheads are designed with optimal acution."
• "Shaving razors advertise superior acution."
• "Serrated razors fail acution over time."

by Dmitrio October 6, 2025

Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis

“ This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “

by Topped Brent February 6, 2021

acute angle

someone who is not always right but with an obtuse person adds up to 180 degrees

You tried, at least, you're an acute angle ❤️

by obtuse231192 September 10, 2025

Acute Technological ADD

A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.

The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.

by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011

Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome

"Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome" or "ACS" is a life-threatening & severe medical and psychological condition caused by one's pathological need of Fryderyk Chopin.

"Tytus Wojciechowski (1808-1879) passed away at the age of 71 because of Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome after not seeing his frycek for years."

by spring. January 14, 2023

acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.

I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025