asterisk action

An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.

Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.

asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*

Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*

Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*

Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*

by MegamanTTEX November 22, 2010

thumb action

another phrase for talking about playing video games (ps3, xbox, gameboy) They all use your thumbs

"Stop playing so much thumb action Billy", said Billy's mom

Eddie is really good at thumb action right?

by scottybballler23 April 5, 2010

Lights Camera Action

A rap group based straight outta Detroit. Lights Camera Action is owned by LCA Trilly.

Damn them Lights Camera Actions mfs aint playin about they music

by LCA (Lights Camera Action) March 31, 2021

Bag action

The act of having sex with one or multiple elderly women. This can come in many different forms such as, Crusty bag action, Hairy bag action, and just normal Bag action.

Guy 1: did you hear about Henry last night?

Guy 2: Ya i heard he got some bag action from old lady henderson.

Guy 1: What a gross guy

by thatguythatdidthatthing November 5, 2010

Action Bastard

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.

Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.

by flclimax1 September 7, 2007

pump action swing

all the guns and blades fused into one holy grail of a weapon

u don't want to be at the business end of the pump action swing.

by theshad January 12, 2008

kneecap action

The process by which two (or more) lesbians achieve the ultimate orgasm when the male sexual organ or suitable substitute is not available

On the eve of their one year anniversary, the women partook in an exhilarating evening of kneecap action.

by Merixis December 30, 2013