abortious

To describe something that is an abortion in nature.

It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.

a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"

b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"

c) "Her haircut is abortious!"

d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"

and so on...

by Barchy April 1, 2010

ABUTION

A form of abuse indicated by physical scars or bruises.

#1: Dude, did you see that big black bruise on her thigh?
#2: Yea, man. I think she's a victim of abution.

by dspky July 7, 2010

Abortnut

When you are playing a fortnite match and get a dub so u decide to duck your girl and accidentally nut inside her. So you take her to the clinic and pay for her abortion.

My girl was over my house while I was playing fortnite long story short it turned into Abortnut

by InsertCleverWord October 1, 2018

skate aborting

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020

Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.

That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion

by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021

If you cant afford it, abort it

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

Abortion

a word no one is allowed to joke about.

Person 1: Why can't we joke about abortion?
Person 2: Because by definition there is no delivery

by Electronicz?Nahm8 March 8, 2021