mark abenes

Mark Abenes is a young memer that gets no puss.

Mark Abenes gets VICTORY ROYALE

by AbenesBoi March 4, 2019

The Old Abend

Finger a girl in the ass until she shits herself. Then lick your finger.

Casey: "Im gonna give that girl the old abend!"

by Jesus1212 October 9, 2008

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

Doing a 'Ben'

Saying or doing something which is instantly and unequivocally ignored.

Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna hang out at Little Chef? Guys? Little Chef? Get some hash browns? GUYS?!? Hello?
Guy 2: Lol nobody is listening to him
Guy 3: Haha yeah he's Doing a 'Ben'

by Lobo and Vega October 5, 2010

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

by Chrollosnipple March 17, 2019

Pulling a Ben

To “pull a Ben”, is to love (become obsessed with) someone for four years, that you’ve never physically met, and then complain about how it’s hurting you, when you refuse to move on.

Nani: I’ll love you for four years and never let you go, lol
Sunny: you’re totally pulling a Ben

Nani: *commits die*

by ItsLevio_SUH August 28, 2019

Doing A Ben.

When one individual gives you a specific time frame but then proceeds to deviate drastically whilst simultaneously keeping everyone else waiting.

For example:

A: Where is he, he said he would be here in 5 minutes, 4 hours ago.
B: Don't worry about it. He's just doing a Ben.

by Bigupreslife August 27, 2020