to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.
Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
by Gary Simmerman September 5, 2008

The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.
Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
by Little Deby Big Boobs July 18, 2008

When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.
by skelaaleks May 15, 2023

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by hazyb May 8, 2010
