slim shady

Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.

Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.

by colliao April 23, 2023

Slim Shady

You fuck your girlfriend while singing "The Real Slim Shady" and messing up the song multiple times in a row.

Tom, I did the Slim Shady with my girlfriend and she loved it.

Jerry, Tom what in ever living fuck is wrong with you?

by insanedick. January 7, 2021

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slim Shady

Slim Shady = PUSSY

I’ll fuck you in your Slim Shady

by RoCkStArKaPtAiN July 28, 2021

A slim shady

When he chases you around and you run reciting Eminem lyrics till he catches you and dicks you down

"I am going to slim shady you"

A slim shady - A term for a sex act

by Hoover_henry123 July 23, 2023

Slim Shady

Slim Shady was killed by OZZIFLY.

'OZZIFLY' is an alter ego developed by Steven McCreanor to kill Slim Shady. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory, Cobain cipher, and Hutchence Hypothesis, 'OZZIFLY' was there for the taking.

OZZIFLY killed Slim Shady then vanished into the shadows to avoid notoriety.

OZZIFLY - (0221)47Y - 012

Marshall Mather III - EMINEM - Slim Shady - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

Who killed Slim Shady? OZZIFLY KILLED SLIM SHADY.

by OZZIFLY April 27, 2024

dirty slim shady

The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.

I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!

by slumlordslim October 24, 2022