A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long
by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021
Liam humphreys is a kind, funny, smart man. He knows he's one of a kind and special! He's loved by everyone and has the biggest heart 💕 He is the type of person to enjoy star wars and marvel. Secretly he's the biggest nerd you'll every meet but he also loves sports!!
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕
by Illhsmbhdrhm November 22, 2021
Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
by The Word1 November 09, 2017
Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.
I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.
by A Helping Friend December 11, 2019
by MilkHandles June 06, 2020
Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
by MilesMilton January 05, 2022
A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 25, 2023