shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 29, 2003

blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude December 1, 2005

sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005