bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk December 24, 2015

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

Up the bumble

When you meet a girl on the bumble dating app and successfully secure anal.

Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence?
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!

by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020

bumble king

To completely ruin something, or to just sprawl around like a retarded worm.

"Don't bumble king this shot up, son."

by Esquana June 17, 2017

bumble fuck

Bumble Fuck: noun
Meaning: A rural/small town area that few people will ever know, or hear about.

I live in the middle of no where.
I live in bumble fuck, Pennsylvania.

by randy 007 May 30, 2006

Bumble Dumble

When you fulfill your Bee movie kinky dreams and drop that sweet sweet honey all over each other, and yes while listening to jazz.

Yo man, Helga and I were doin that bumble dumble and it was sweeeeeeet

by Buttholedreams May 25, 2019

bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020