o-ringer

a species native to Orlando, FL; often found in Oakley's; and Civic's that sound like lawn mowers, and usually gay.

"Did you see that fuckin' O-Ringer, what a wankster."

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.

After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.

by zoorlac September 19, 2011

Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.

Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!

by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021

Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

korean ringer

When she farts the jizz load into her panties and you have to wring it out in her mouth.

Jennifer took a Korean ringer last night.

by Tokyo Starfish July 18, 2021