Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Tyler garret

A fucking asshole who tries to get girls but fails at it. All he does is talk shit on everyone and is a dick to girls. All the girls at Laguna middle school hate him. He’s sent 3 dick pics to me. Asshole

Tyler garret raps me last night

by Skyler Perry June 16, 2018

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret and Jocelyne

An absolute couple

They are so Garret and Jocelyne

by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023

Garretting

Getting A high rank in league of legends for abusing a certain champion whom is overpowered, which you slingshot yourself to diamond.

I was Garretting by playing darius and I went straight from silver to diamond!

by Aizemeon July 28, 2021

Garretting

To Garrett, Expressing one's inner Garrett.

Woah, that striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You really are Garretting today ;)

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017