Acute love fever

The feeling in March where love is springing everywhere. Because it is not yet the season of mating, spring, it is usually a short lived love. However often this faux fever gives a need to be loved after a cold long winter so many fall into this out of desperation

Lilea Saix's (whose name has been changed)has for the first time started to date. The fast moving, and constant need for contact points to Acute Love Fever often occuring in teens during the early months of spring. Also another girl, Sandie H. Nahn (whose name has also been changed) has recently gotten together with an old friend.

by Pseudopiedpiper March 4, 2009

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013

Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

acute homosexuality.

He's fucking gay.

Wesley: Dave is suffering from acute homosexuality.

Kaden: Bro just say he's gay but in denial

by This_is_for_the_arms March 31, 2020

Acute Chill syndrome

Having Acute Chill-syndrome or ACS is very difficult, not only for yourself but also for those around you. One might not understand how hard it is to live with, but there are people whom get ACS for such an easy task as brushing your own teeth. What the syndrome does is that it puts your whole body under a sort of trans, where you can not do anything, except chill out for a minute. People living with people that have been diagnosed with the syndrome tend to live more relaxed and make more time for just chilling, but it can also be hard since one with ACS can barely do anything, hence yourself will be taking care of everything and doing every single task, with little to no help from the person inb your life with ACS. It is for now unclear what has caused people to get this syndrome, but weed and comedowns seem to be a part of this.

"Theodor, can you take out the dishes from the dishwasher?"
-No, I have Acute Chill syndrome.

by YD4L July 19, 2021

Acute Triangle

A sexual position where a man lays on his back and has one person riding his face while another is riding his penis. The two riders then kiss thus forming (a cute) triangle.

Hey party people you wanna come back to my place and make an acute triangle ;)

by Sir Vandelay July 13, 2022