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Zander

The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.
If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.
by John W. Doe December 27, 2021
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Zander

The best dude you will ever meet. He is awesome, beast at FortNite, and he is a big chicken nugget. He is ALMOST up for anything, especially when it comes to FortNite.
Zander, the savior/king of the Chicken Nugget Clan.
by unknowngenius24 June 3, 2018
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Zangers

A cross of two extremely powerful hallucinogenic phenethylamines(2c-c and 2c-e) that may be taken orally or insuffulated(nasally). This is not a drug to be taken lighty. It is incredibly intense and can easily overwhelm people, especially when taken nasally, with an average dose of two to three milligrams. If you happen to come into possesion of this drug, proceed with extreme caution.
i took too much of the zangers and was stuck at plateu 4 for about 3 hours.
by open third eye April 5, 2010
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zander

a girl who has a great personality, and will listen to anyone’s problems. she is loving, extremely beautiful, and has a kind heart. zander keeps to herself, only because she is scared to mess things up. some people hate her, but she doesnt care at all. fuck them!
by Zander(girl) June 12, 2018
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Zandered

When a male is having sex and busts a nut in under 60 seconds. When you start and finish a task really quickly.
Dude, Michael was taping Megan last night and totally Zandered her. That shit was embarrassing.
by Burgundy Boy March 17, 2019
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zanDer

In the act of doing somthing stupid and/or retarded
He was cought doing a zanDer
by BbQz October 18, 2008
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Zander

Am absolute beauty who probably is a great athlete. He is demoted to the boys and full sends everything.
by XanderwithaZ May 29, 2020
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