to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.
by X-girl/roomie May 20, 2008
Get the Zachmug. There was a Zach in my house
by 1325sfsiag April 24, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Dang there's zach again
by Cherokee brave 17 January 4, 2017
Get the Zachmug. Zach is literally one of the most amazing people ever. He is super nice . But he is also super scumy so beware
Zach is a cool dude.
by TheSmolBean May 18, 2016
Get the Zachmug. The second smallest thing in the universe. Second only to sams. They are hilarious, aggressive, and somehow smart. This doesn’t make sense because he’s also a dipshit. His hair is untamed, and indescribable. He helps in bad situations, and always brings a smile
by The salt wizard December 23, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A sweet, hyper, funny guy who has add. Will always look out for you, and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. Life of the party, and can always make you smile and laugh no matter what. Has a small drinking problem, and goes through girls quickly. Easy to fall for. Will always be there for you. Has the lamest, but funniest sayings. Loves to sing. Extremely good looking.
You: "I really need someone to cheer me up."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
by NooneSpecialToYou July 21, 2011
Get the Zachmug. a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.
"i am strangely attracted to zach but hes really short and gay."
"i think its because of his huge cock"
"i think its because of his huge cock"
by yolopandarox February 26, 2018
Get the Zachmug.