Zoom 

Adjective
Verb

When you suddenly move quickly from one point to another
It comes from the sound that comes from the sudden movement (ex. F1 cars)

But also because when you zoom in and out of an image you quickly go from a small detail suddenly to a bigger image

gGuy: Lesss gooo my guy
ggGuy: Chill Neega, we still got time

gGuy: we've got ten minutes to get there
ggGuy: Oh shoot, Get in the car, put on your seat belt we gon zoom

Zoom by TF'ingBoiHimself August 15, 2020

digital zoom 

Type of "zoom" found on many digital cameras and camcorders that is completely pointless. All it does is crop your image, resulting in degradation of quality, and can easily be done with any image editing software. Optical zoom is the only zoom that matters since it does not degrade image quality. Camera manufacturers love to advertise their cameras' digital zoom capabilities in really big font, while the optical zoom capabilities are printed really small or not at all. Uneducated consumers will only look at the digital zoom and probably buy the camera based on that.

Person #1: Look, my new digital camera has an 800x digital zoom!
Person #2: You're a moron.

digital zoom by The Huagmire August 25, 2005

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

Zoom-Ready by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

Zoom drunk 

Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues

Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.

Zoom drunk by LukeListenLearn June 2, 2020

Zoom flume 

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.

“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”

Zoom flume by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020

Zoom and Consume 

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

Zoom and Consume by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. 

Knights who formerly said "Ni."

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009