yolanda

yolanda is a super pretty girl that likes too take dick from people with a name that state with D

yolanda just got fucked

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Yolanda

Discreet codeword for cocaine. Common in California around the Bay Area region but also used as far south as LA.

“Hey you bringing Yolanda to the party?”

“Ya I’ll have yola with me”

by User3215577443 October 28, 2021

yuanda

A girl who has a wonderful charisma. Usually has a very good sense of humor.A girl who will make you laugh all the time. The one you'll never forget. The one that you will miss a lot when she's not around. A girl that will melt in any kind of situation. A easy-going style and very sweet. You will find yourself in-love with her personalities once you talk to her.

Yuanda is the one

by Francisius November 22, 2021

Yolanda

Yolanda is an incredible Spanish, her eyes are everything, she is super funny, immensely intelligent, she is too beautiful, as a friend she is wonderful and it would be perfect to have her as a girlfriend. People love to be with Yolanda, she is too tender and the way she looks makes her fall in love. to all of you, whether you are a man or a woman

i love you yolanda
never change

by Angeldarko November 23, 2021

Yolanda

She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.

Boy 1: Ugh I honestly HATE Yolanda

Girl 1: Omg same🙄

by shay.. October 21, 2022

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.

Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS

by anonymous August 7, 2025