The act of violently ejaculating into a freshly baked Yorkshire pudding before consuming or offering the seasoned goods to an unfortunate victim.
by NipplesTheEnchilada June 6, 2020
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Yorusalem or New Jersey in all black.
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The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her
by Dicky Mac August 15, 2018
Get the West Yorkshire wet wank n wax mug.Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.
Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.
If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.
Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.
If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.
*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 25, 2004
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by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the Yorkshite budgie bagger mug.(1) A person who is totally smart and confident in what he does especially a young man.
2) A place considered as a source of power for the less powerful.
3) An exclamation for enthusiasm or a zest for life mostly used in some remote villages in southern Nigeria by the inhabitants: Gosh: oh my God.
2) A place considered as a source of power for the less powerful.
3) An exclamation for enthusiasm or a zest for life mostly used in some remote villages in southern Nigeria by the inhabitants: Gosh: oh my God.
E.g John is always a yorkuemen when it comes to trickery.
Yorkuemen I missed the goal.
I think its high time for me to visit the yorkuemen for more fortification.
Yorkuemen I missed the goal.
I think its high time for me to visit the yorkuemen for more fortification.
by Michael Dumdy December 3, 2011
Get the Yorkuemen mug.You know those skinny small faggots which are constantly gobbing off, well there yorkshire terriers, much like the dog itself just yaps on and on and doesn't do fuck all.
Steve:'Look the little ginger yorkshire terrier' keith:'yeah I know, you just know his dad doesn't love him.'
by theonlyhumaninleicester December 5, 2012
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