Yonkers

big ass titties

yo, that chick's got yonkers

by Chicken Salad & DA SOBESTER December 9, 2008

Yonkers

wow matt moderate crime bad school theres nutihg like it. crime isnt moerate crime is heavy, and schools are horrible not bad. the board of education is laying off teahcers faster than ur moms getting layed a nihgt. not to mention, how u not gonna call i the north of the bronx wen bk is yonkers brtother and backyard. yonkers isnt a suburbia u dipshit, manhataan is less than 10 miles away. how u gonna say its 7/8 ghettomwhen all of the south is, and half of the north is. there is no mroe welath in yonkers, and if u had ne idea wut u were talking about u would no that. i grew up off a branch of mclean, and its not a rich section of the city its regarded as one of the most urbinzed areas of yonkers. get a life and stop righting derfintions to shit u dont even understand.

matt is probably a suburban white boy who has no idea where yonkers is or wut its like. wow.

by bluejay March 15, 2005

Sloppy New Yorker

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.

Your a Sloppy New Yorker!

by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009

yonkers

A city of hills where nobodys on the level

The new mayors from yonkers. Oh yeah he must be a crook.

by johnny yonkers November 21, 2010

new yorker

A resident of New York City, especially Manhattan. Contrary to upstate belief, this term does not mean someone who lives simply in New York State. And if it is used in that context, it's only in the speech of some politician or something.

Someone from upstate is not a New Yorker in the traditional sense. New York State doesn't really exist, it might as well be Pennsylvania.

by John December 3, 2003

New Yorker

usually referenced as an asshole driver

man, that guy is a New Yorker

by ItsTheTrueMoomoo February 6, 2015

yorker

The act of soiling ones self, under the influence of alcohol. The original 'Yorker' took place one night at university by a certain Mr York, who managed to dirty his bed after a particularly heavy night drinking black russians.

Oh god, i've yorked myself!
You dirty b*stard, you've yorked the bed!
I got so p*ssed last night, i did a yorker...

by Carlos_H April 19, 2008