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Yolanna is a very pretty girl. Yolanna is very smart,she gets A's and A+'s all the time.She is insanely kind and friendly.She gets into a lot of drama for some reason ๐Ÿ˜‚.She is very neat and clean.She is the center of attention whenever she walks into a place .She is very quiet and sometimes very loud.She is polite to everybody she meets.Some people don't like her for some reason, like why?!! Her friends LOVE her.Like why aren't you friends with a Yolanna??!If you are friends with a Yolanna you are very lucky.

"I love Yolanna"

"Yolanna is so sweet and kind"
Yolanna is a 'very smart,beautiful,kind and polite person.
by Yolanna November 27, 2021
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Yiolanta

Yiolanta is your common junkie. She is a vegan gay witch that will sacrifice your body if you become friends. She is extremely dangerous. DO NOT GO NEAR A PERSON CALLED YIOLANTA
Omg is that yiolanta?
Yes! Run as fast as you can she is crazy!!
by Lolanta April 23, 2022
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Yolanda

She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.
Boy 1: Ugh I honestly HATE Yolanda

Girl 1: Omg same๐Ÿ™„
by shay.. October 21, 2022
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Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.
Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?
by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024
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YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.
Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
by anonymous August 7, 2025
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Fucking Yolanda

An expression used by someone who is angry with another person attempting to do something shady.
โ€œ I canโ€™t believe she attempted to sabotage my plans to move my mother into a nursing home. Fucking Yolanda.โ€
by Rando135 October 17, 2025
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Bye, Yolanda

Hispanic (etc.) for โ€œBye, Felicia.โ€
โ€œJesus Christ. Youโ€™re still jealous? BYE, YOLANDA.โ€
by naoohoo June 2, 2023
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