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yo momma jokes

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
by Magaritavile July 7, 2006
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Yo Momma Jokes

An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:

Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...

You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."

Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.

Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
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yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009
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yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.
Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
by un-named August 20, 2006
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Osama Yo Momma

The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma
I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm
by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006
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Yo Momma Prick

A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claiming that they have had sexual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. Whatever you say, they will repeat themselves and pretend that they have the largest penis in the world, and you mother has been very satisfied by it.
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah but I fucked ur mom last night"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
by Caliga Certus June 17, 2007
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Yo Momma's Face

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.
Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!
by YoMommasFace111 March 25, 2010
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