Yo Mama

yo mama

Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.

by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004

yo mama

Yo mama= a sexy thing to add after EVERY phrase!

"josh: you are so gay!"
"scott: no yo mama is so gay in bed!"

by BUTTERNIPPLE July 22, 2007

yo mama

A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.

Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)

by Matt November 10, 2003

yo mama

yo mama

yo mama iz so fat, she haz got more rolls than a supermarket!!!

by youtalkintome? November 7, 2003

yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback

Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!

by poontang March 17, 2004

Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009