Yard Sale

a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.

Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.

Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"

by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007

Yard sale

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.

How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!

by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017

Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.

"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."

by ichyban October 8, 2014

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022