smoke your ass

verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes

yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so

by shazam the man October 24, 2009

Dunked on your ass

To perform a dunk in a one-on-one basketball confrontation (during either a two-person or team event).

Charlie just dunked on your ass, Marvin!

by Pookman July 22, 2009

fuck your ass

1. All encompassing phrase used primarily as a substitute for shut the fuck up but not limited to that.

1a. Mum: "Oz, can you clean your ro-"
Me: "FUCK YOUR ASS!"

1b. Me: "You comin out tonight?"
Fats: "Nah man. I'm beat after walking up those stairs."
Me: "Well, fuck your ass then"
*walks off*

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

by embzy June 24, 2009

Beat your ass

To beat somebody up

Timmons beat your ass up

by DickheadSickness March 27, 2017

Move Your Ass

A phrase interchangable with: excuse me, pardon me, move, etc.

Slow Walker: <i>Walking</i>

Guy in a Hury: OFMG! Move Your Ass

**Guy in a hurry detours from his path to get around the Slow Walker**

by CJofATX June 15, 2009

pound your ass

A threat or an expression of desire. Pound your ass can be both simultaneously

1. Dad's going to pound your ass when he sees the bumper on the Mustang!
2. I like {big butts} and I can not lie, I'm going to pound your ass and make you cry...

by Global Feats May 6, 2016