Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

yo mama

yo mama's drawers so funky they can play bass for P-Funk

by Nate June 10, 2003

yo mama

A famous cellist

Shut up! Yo Mama's playing Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.

by Music Fan February 10, 2004

YO MAMA

A rude saying to say

Me: hey whats in this milk
Friend: YO MAMA

YO MAMA

by LUNA MALFOY December 8, 2020

yo mama

usually used as an insult or joke.

man1: dude you ugly!
man2: yo mama!

by wierdo69 May 26, 2021

yo mama

a person so big, when she dies she will need 69 coffins.

yo mama needs to stop eating.

by Arva Benito Strand February 8, 2021

yo mama

fat mama or dead referring to yo daddy

AYO IS THAT YO MAMA THERE

by yyyyo mama July 10, 2022