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Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.
Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone
by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017
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Xylophile

Person sexually attracted to xylophones or some form of percussion type instruments
Dan didn't believe his dad was a xylophile, until he found his collection of xylophones.
by Shaqinson May 8, 2017
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Xylophoning

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.
Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.
by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018
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xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of often making loud noises. Often when upset or excited.
"eeeeeeeeee" squealed Neora
"Stop being so xylophonious!" Said Aliza
by james jane jamison March 21, 2022
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xxlophone

A xylophone with xx chromosomes is a xxlophone
by Saulman500 March 16, 2024
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Xylophonicesquepsychologicalbewildermentframevarnishjuicekazoo

A kazoo that sounds like a xylophone if a xylophone where a kazoo, that also psychologicaly bewilders you, that also acts as a frame varnish which is made out of extracted natural fruits and vegetables.

Also, It is a word that contains every letter of the english alphabet
1:hey I have a question, do you sell a kazoo that sounds like if a xylophone were a kazoo, that also bewilders me on a psychological level, which I can also use as a varnish for my frames at home made out of extracted natural fruits and vegtables?

2:you mean a xylophonicesquepsychologicalbewildermentframevarnishjuicekazoo?

3: yea, I'll take two
by Mrs.Tolerance June 23, 2025
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Xylophonquistraglobenfarious

Describing something that is intricately complex and oddly beautiful, combining elements of chaos and harmony in a way that is both confusing and mesmerizing.
The symphony’s xylophonquistraglobenfarious arrangement left the audience spellbound yet puzzled.”
by i got bling August 8, 2025
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