Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

winking stinker

Refers to the anus and its appearnce.

She turned over and we did it doggie style while her winking stinker stared right at me.

by carstaires February 13, 2009

Winking Sphinx

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.

Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"

by daHannibal September 2, 2012

Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 29, 2019

finger winking

A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.

Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.

Rob gets some sort of perverse satisfaction by finger winking all the girls.

by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020

Wanking

A guy who says he showers for at least one hour and in that one hour he pleasures himself.

Yo, Vlad, have you been showering for one hour?
Srry, I was wanking!

by wanking December 9, 2016

fret wanking

2. when a guitarist plays an excessivly virtuoso solo which dominates (and often ruins) the song, or at least a hefty proportion of it.

Either derives from the same thing as the previous definition, or from the fact that the guitarist in question is playing their solo so vehemently that they seem to be in love with themselves, and so are receiving (metaphorical) sexual pleasure from playing it (as one does when wanking)

Same as other definition

by Sue Denim January 22, 2005