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Worthington's Law

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006
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Wank Worthy

When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.
Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"
by JoeMango April 30, 2019
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Text Worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.
by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007
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Worth a straw

Someone who doesn't go through with his or her plans.

A coward or someone who doesn't take risks.
Awulian: I tried to play Tennis with Andy yesterday, but, he told me he came to look around the court for lost money.

Cahill: He is worth a straw, he is worthless, he slept all day while we were on a camping trip last month.
by Agutkeu August 25, 2011
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worthmore

A total twat-bag
Worthmore, I know him, what a total twat-bag
by Snemeemwnens February 9, 2021
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Worthless Mutt

A dog, any dog. Common domesticated dogs
"I went to the park today and there were so many worthless mutts at the park."
"A worthless mutt attacked me today. The owner didn't care"
by Tim Watsonthefirst November 15, 2021
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MTV Worthy

An artist that is capable of being on MTV because of it's mainstream popularity aka pop music. This artist is usually considered a "sell-out".

*"MTV Worthy" usually applies to the new Millennium of Artist.
Dude! I heard this new crap from Fall Out Boy! They're incredibly MTV Worthy! MTV turns everything on it into crap.
by NickJ0seph February 1, 2009
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