Poke Warathon

When some Girl honestly tries to beat another far more superior individual with good looks and fine clothing in a facebook Poke War, when there is no chance for them to win the war.

Amanda " jus give up!!!"
Brian " Sorry i just won the Poke Warathon"

by FAAAA STUFFEDDD December 14, 2010

Workcation

When something happens at your job and you get paid for doing nothing for a few days in a row.

After we realigned the department, I have a workcation for the next three days until management figured out how to assign us work again.

by hb05083 March 5, 2011

workation

Related to staycation - but instead of taking vacation time off and staying at home - one reports to work but goofs off. Related to "homeing from work" and "furlough time" - however this is goofing off for goofing off's sake, not for any ulterior motive. Workations usually involve post hangover-days, post-special project deadlines, and generally any time you're just tired of work and need a break.

Dan: "What did you have on the agenda for today Sarah?"

Sarah: "I'm going to finish these TPS reports this morning, and after lunch I think I'll take a workation and check out eBay and Overstock.com."

Dan: "You're fired."

by @theosus October 26, 2009

wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

by Ads February 13, 2003

workahol

Anything that will motivate you to do work; motivational books, stimulants, etc.

Guyb: I need to get out and do something, I just took a big dose of Workahol!
Guyb: Workahol? Like, caffeine?
Guya: Yeah, but that's not all...
Guyb: What else?
Guya: Desire.

by workahol biz June 27, 2008

wankathon

a long session of masterbation usually involving alot of tissues! This could be considered a wrist workout

Mate i just had a MASSIVE wankathon

by Longrod von horny April 25, 2010

workahol

n. What workaholics are addicted to

Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.

by Matt |2 November 22, 2006