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A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.
‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.
by Geoff knows August 8, 2020
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chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
by Wangcaster September 19, 2009
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Woolly Adelgid

A sexual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female's genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an Eastern Hemlock tree. Preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.
Guy 1: Those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! They must really love the environment.

Guy 2: Nah dude, he's just giving her the ol' Woolly Adelgid. Classic.
by dirtyjobs August 1, 2011
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Wooly Mammouth

when a girl gives a guy head, then he punchs her in the back of the head, causing the cum to come out her nose and resemble the tusks of a wooly mammoth.
Dude, she got pissed after i gave her a wooly mammoth. It was awesome, and I only did it cuz she sucked at giving head.
by Doba July 2, 2004
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wooday

used to announce a proclimation of sweetness. can be substituted for: nice, sweet, or chilli willi.
you killa, I just some head, it was fasheezi... wooday!
by rafi marcus January 12, 2003
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Wooly Booger

A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.
Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.
by SA Step October 20, 2010
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