wichitaislame

happily married chatter who tends to flirt with irc hotties
wile checking his e-mail

wichitaislame:hey peaches wanna come over? wichitaislame:boo:))))
wichitaislame:omg starry_eyed will you have my kittens :P

by anthony"wichitaislame"ficarra December 12, 2008

Witchitaw Banjo

This is a person who is the chillist of chill people

Quite bein an ass be a witchitaw banjo.

Look he is a witchitaw banjo.

by kurtlee Weidner August 28, 2009

Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

Wichithother

When you wanna say “with eachother” but she ain’t ok with that

We could be wichithother.

by Ganimeri March 29, 2019

Wichita

John speak for “Wish she da”

“John did your wife give you any?

Wichita said yes, but no.”

by John 20 April 16, 2019

wichitawesome

When you live in Midwest & it's Awesome!!

A positive experience in Wichita, Kansas

That was Wichitawesome.

by epicunderground August 6, 2020

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021