When in the act of fucking another dude in the ass, as all Wisconsinites are wont to do, the Wisconsin Gentleman has the common courtesy to spit on his hand before perfoming a reach-around, out of respect.
That was a pleasant anal raping, at least he was a true Wisconsin Gentleman when he milked my man-udder.
by Assfarmer July 18, 2018
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by Moosemasher122 September 17, 2018
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Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
by Petican August 5, 2019
Get the Wisconsin Waffle Iron mug.A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.
Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.
by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019
Get the Wisconsin Shocker mug.A road rage adjacent driving behavior particularly common in Wisconsin, wherein a driver in the passing lane roughly matches the speed of the driver in the slow lane, so that nobody can go around them. They will each in turn slightly speed up or slow down, creating a shuffling effect, but never leaving enough room for anyone to pass. Often, they will be driving slightly below the speed limit.
Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.
On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.
Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.
On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.
"Sorry I'm late. Some assholes were doing the Wisconsin Shuffle 5 miles under the speed limit the whole way here. Traffic was backed up for miles."
by Odz January 11, 2021
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I had to go to store to buy an extra roll of toilet paper because i had a wisonsin pancake with Keith last night.
by PANCAKE June 6, 2014
Get the Wisonsin Pancake mug.The Wisconsin Switch is when you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind in front of a window and you stop for a second and let your friend take over without her knowing. You then go outside, get in front of the window and wave to the girl while smiling.
by WisconsinS January 30, 2009
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