shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.

"You're such a beanie winker"

by Nintender June 8, 2019

Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Stinky Winky

The proper terminology for a man's mighty meat hammer post-penetration

Man A: Yo did you hear that John got his Winky Stinky?
Man B: Yo, that's crazy he got a stinky winky now.

by SgT Shitpost March 1, 2019

Wiskey Dick

to have consumed so much alcohol that you can no longer get an erection.

Rob : " man I tried to have sex with that crazy hoe last night but I got wiskey dick! "

by Findawg January 20, 2009

winkee

slang term for a white man's penis

Get a load of that winkee. How cute!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Winney

1. A person, place or thing so incredibly heroic that every time they are in sight of someone, said person develops an overwhelming belief in God.

2. Jesus himself.

Look, its Winney! So there is a God.

by bershawn April 20, 2011