Willyfiend

Basically calling someone gay

Guy 1: Lets invite John to the Strip club!

Guy 2: No, that guys a total Willyfiend

by funnyfunny101 September 3, 2016

Scabby willy

A crispy, flaky penis often with a very tough forskin.

Laura- "I had sex with Dylan last night, he has a Scabby Willy"
Possum- "Oh no, so does Dan. Did you chew it off?"
Laura- "I tried, his foreskin was so leathery though, it even has warts"

by Toss pot March 2, 2008

willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Trilly Willy

The polar opposite of “tally wacker.” It should be used sparingly, and only to describe the smallest of cocks (the midgets of the penis race if you will.)

The term "trilly willy" originated in northeastern New England back in the early 80's. During swim class a slightly overweight, beautiful blue-eyed boy got his swimming trunks pulled to his ankles by notorious schoolyard bully Dane Thompson. While the girls, still dripping wet, pointed and laughed the Phys. Ed. teacher Nigel Williamson (an immigrant from Great Britain) looked on with curious arousal while pointing out what he referred to as "the young chap's 'trilly willy'."

Stinky-Dinkins' trilly willy has penetrated the slumbering Wopat.

by Stinky-Dinkins December 2, 2004

willy wanker

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

by Worthleast January 5, 2009

brown willy

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.

Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013