wife 

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

wife by bigMFJoe February 15, 2006

Wife 

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

Wife by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 4, 2018

Wife 

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

Wife by BartelbyJones August 24, 2011

wife 

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

wife by Queens Finest aka Your Highness (pay homage) July 19, 2006

Wife 

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

Wife by Da shredder February 10, 2007

wife 

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

wife by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009

Wife 

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

Wife by ramborami December 30, 2016