Pearly Whites
You blast your load all over some chick's teeth to help the aid in fighting cavities. Think pearl necklace for the mouth.
Girl: I have a toothache
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.
Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.
Guy: I have a cure for that, it also fights cavaties and gingivitis.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes open your mouth and say Ahh, gives a whole new meaning to Pearly Whites.
Dude I gave this bitch a some pearly whites. She LOVED IT, looks like she found herself a new dentis.
Pearly Whites by MachineShop January 9, 2008
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