Moon whistler

“Get off the base**(whistling the “s” on words that have “s” in them) and help us***(ssss) out!” “Stop complaining moon whistler!”
by LlamasMother October 15, 2020
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Clit whistlers

Another word for your hand or your "fingers" in specific
I hate when they ain't got no paper towels to dry the clit whistlers JRed!
by Dfiler420 February 21, 2019
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Chill, Whistler

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.
“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
Chill, whistler.”
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
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Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020
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a penny whistler

A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.
I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.

“That was a penny whistler” I said.
by Stayout February 25, 2019
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Champ Whistler

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.
I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.
by Sourceror November 18, 2016
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Skin Whistler

Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.
Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you
by Monion12 February 03, 2011
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