Chill, Whistler

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.

“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

Prairie whistler

Farting while prairiedogging it.
Farting through a poo.
Farting with the head of a turd hanging out.

Nothing feels better then a solid prairie Whistler.

by Bash21 February 21, 2020

Moon whistler

Whistles words while complaining

“Get off the base**(whistling the “s” on words that have “s” in them) and help us***(ssss) out!” “Stop complaining moon whistler!”

by LlamasMother October 14, 2020

Spanish Whistler

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

by Massive yeeter June 6, 2018

Clit whistlers

Another word for your hand or your "fingers" in specific

I hate when they ain't got no paper towels to dry the clit whistlers JRed!

by Dfiler420 February 21, 2019

Champ Whistler

Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.

I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.

by Sourceror November 18, 2016

Chip Whistler

The antagonist of big city greens

Who’s chip whistler

DOIN YOUR MOM

by Chip Whistler August 30, 2025