whatever

A polite and less vulgar alternative to "FUCK YOU".

Jack: "Wow, what happend to you? You look like hell today!"

Jill: "Whatever"

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

whatever

Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.

Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?

by Greenie November 3, 2003

whatevering

Verbed form of whatever. To engage in an unspecified activity; sometimes a euphemism for casual sexual behavior.

She and I have been whatevering for 2 weeks, but I don't know if it's going anywhere.

by tagonist April 7, 2005

Whatever

If someone says "whatever" they now agreed with you

Boy:your so beautiful 😍
Girl:no I'm not
Boy:yes you are
Girl: whatever

by BigTD March 24, 2020

whatever

Passive-aggressive behavior at its most eloquent.

She: "If you leave me, I'll kill myself!"
He: "Whatever."

by Venus May 28, 2004

whatever

The most annoying thing that your girlfriend can say.

"Hey would you like to get dinner, see a movie, then perhaps go back to my place?"

"Whatever."

by thatguy21 April 19, 2006

whatever

whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this:
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.

Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe?
Girlfriend: Whatever...

by HOWDYBiLLY March 9, 2011